Tamil Movie Kills Newton……..

News:

“Newton - The Father of Physics has committed suicide!! Recent information unveils the mystery behind his death”

Once Newton came to India and he watched a few Tamil movies and had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

In the movie of Vijayakanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went insane.

Here are a few scenes:

1) Vijayakanth has a "Brain Tumor" which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Vijayakanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. Long Live Vijayakanth! (Puratchi Thalaivaa Vazhga)

2) In one of the movies, Vijayakanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Vijayakanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he does....... He holds a knife in his hand and throws at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one. (Could James Bond compete with our Captain??)

3) Vijayakanth is chased by a gangster. Vijayakanth has a revolver but he has no bullets in it. Guess what he does. No!!!,not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Vijayakanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies.... (Of course our 19 year old heroine is impressed!!)

This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time! and thought that at least one movie will follow his theory of motion. The whole movie goes fine andNewton is happy that all in the world hasn't changed.

Oops not so fast.

The Climax finally arrives. Vijayakanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Vijayakanth can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Vijayakanth has to desperately kill the villain because its the climax. (Our Newton is smiling since it is virtually impossible). Vijayakanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket (Probably a backup???). He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villain is dead. (Narasimhanna summavaa??...yes the title should come in the climax)

Newton commits Suicide.

May his soul rest in peace. (Hope they don’t show Vijayakanth movies in heaven. :p)
(This was an email sent to me to which I had added bit more of my own masala)