AstroQuest

This is a serious post to help you become a successful chiromancer. Astrology is a blooming field and I bet it is the easiest way to become rich.

Q: How do I start with?
A: Some person will come to you asking, “Can u read these lines in my palm and say something?” Just say yes.

Q: I’ll be in trouble. What do I say?
A: It’s easy. First say you have a long life span of 70 years. (Or any number between 60 and 75. Statistics say that life span of Indians fall in that range.)

Q: Then how do I proceed?
A: U need not worry. I bet he will start asking questions and all you got to do is to answer them.

Q: What questions can I expect?
A: He may ask you “How will my married life be?” You can tell him “You will get a very beautiful wife. Initially you will have trouble in getting along but after the kids arrive you will be fine. You will be happy though.” Remember to add few negatives but the overall must be positive.

Q: Why should my overall statement be positive?
A: You are not doing any research on astrology. Tell people what they want and become popular. Learn to survive!!

Q: If he asks a troublesome question like “Will I go abroad?”
A: Good question. You have to refer to the weather forecasts to answer this question. Your answer could be “Yah this line (pointing to any crooked line in his hand) says you have fair chances. But this year is not very lucky to you. Drastic changes may also take place due to the influence of your previous karmas…”

Q: Should I talk something about his character?
A: “U r a sensitive person. Not many people can understand u. U r very good at heart. But u actually don’t know how to express your feelings.” These lines will always work whoever be the person. U may also add few lines on what u think about that person.

Q: What if the person says “No u r wrong.”
A: If the person happens to be a girl u can very well say “with a beautiful girl in front of me, my calculations may go wrong.” And of course start hitting on her. If it is a guy, just give him a mysterious smile and say “u know I am right but….that’s okay.” He will get confused and start believing the truth from your mouth.

Q: Okay I got it. Do I repeat the same for questions like “Will she accept my proposal?”
A: Ohh there comes your chance. If you have a crush on that girl he is talking about, just say, “That is difficult. I feel there is a better girl waiting for you. You will meet her within 2 years.” Make your words in such a way that you sound as an experienced chiromancer. He must believe every word from your mouth and you succeed.

Q: Can I talk about anything else apart from the lines in his palm?
A: Well you can ask “Do u have any itching feeling in your right palm?” If he says yes then say, “Ohh Maha Lakshmi is pleased. You will gain more money.” If he says “No but I have that feeling in my left palm”, say, “This is not a good sign (serious face). Money will flow out of you.” If he gets too much worried then you may add “All u have to do is to visit the temple X” (X could be the name of any temple that comes to your mouth at that moment.)

Q: What if he says both of his palms are itching?
A: Tell him it is a serious skin problem. Suggest a good dermatologist.

Q: Well sounds easy and any difficult situation?
A: Well there are some guys who grumble a lot. They may ask, “Why do I only face these many problems?” There comes your innovation. That’s a good chance to frame great stories. Here is an example. “U were a washer man in your previous birth. U beat your donkey so much that it cursed u. That curse haunts u in this birth.”

Q: I kind of get it. What if he asks a specific question like “will I get this job?”
A: Haha. Say, "even if u don’t get that job, there is a better profession waiting for u!!"

Q: Ohh what is that?
A: Astrology of course. Now u have enough knowledge to train him in astrology.

Q: How did u get this idea?
A: Once my friend and me were in Besant Nagar beech. There came a lady (dressed as a gypsy and calling herself an astrologer). She said my friend would get a husband who has name of Lord Muruga. She is engaged now and it so happened that her fiancée’s name happens to be the name of Lord Muruga. With great coincidences happening like this anyone can try his/her luck in astrology.

Q: Did she say anything interesting to u?
A: Aah very interesting. She said my husband would have a mole in his chest area. (She knew that I am not indecent enough to ask every guy to remove his shirt). She also said he will be a pure and good person. (I also cannot ask “are u pure?” to any guy.) With these great details she was able to grab a 100Rs note from me. (Maybe I took loan from her in my previous birth and didn’t repay!!)

Hope this helps. If u have more questions please do not hesitate to contact me.