Forwarded mails
I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003,2004 & 2005.
Because of your kindness:
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Funny that girl, she's been 7 since 1993...)
* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program would arrive soon.
* My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.
* Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle property of some hundred millions $.
* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding t hose Ganesh Vandana,Tirupathi Balaji pics , Hanumaun chalisa etc.. now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone else)
Because of your kindness:
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.
* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.
* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Funny that girl, she's been 7 since 1993...)
* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program would arrive soon.
* My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.
* Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle property of some hundred millions $.
* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding t hose Ganesh Vandana,Tirupathi Balaji pics , Hanumaun chalisa etc.. now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone else)
posted by Unknown at
2:33 PM
14 Comments:
hahahaha :) . Hundreds of 'wishes' ??
Just wondering... just wondering...
now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone else)
lols!!!
Good summarization...pretty funny too. And coincidentally, I just received that "check from Microsoft/AOL/Intel" thing with a twist. Its origins were a fax this time, and the money has increased to $24,800.
People are gullible a bit too much.
And thanks for stopping by my blog.
cool...i've read this before somewhere , I think...
hi there...am anu's friend...was with u in school..name is Preethi...
so that sums up the forwarded mails we received over the years...sufficiently :)
poi solladhe, un kitta enga car irukku
Hehehehe..
Seriously...this was one funny fwd which I had revceived too...
Had a good laugh reading it yet again...especially on this one..."A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times."...I still get mails about this sick gal :(
@harish
vidu paa....
@reeper
ellam neram
@nth dim
thanks
@monk
maybe
@prist
hi preethi will keep in tuch with u
@venkat
possible
@yo
car illena car oota koodatha
@arzoon
hahaa
A 2003 forward.
Ge sumthin orginal.
yep... very much true...
but if i encounter these mails, i will take it as a nice chance and will reply them in such a way, that they wil stop sending these stuffs..
woww!!
hey you are so innovative. i think you should start writing again. :)
"now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone else)"
Hilarious line. Love the post.
inda post a padichi enakku vaithu vali vanduduchi........that too the last one........."wishes"...LOL
hahahaha
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